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Shit People Say to Asexuals

It’s a great video. Also, I’m in it for about 2 seconds. 

WHERE. IS. THE. CAKE.

Masturbate?

Masturbate?

Malkovich?

Reblogged 4 months ago from cakeyeahasexuals (Originally from asexyhipster)
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  1. a-little-bit-of-ultra-violence reblogged this from cakeyeahasexuals
  2. professional-hater reblogged this from asexyhipster and added:
    My life in 8 minutes. All of these had been told...me. Including the “serial killer” part....
  3. aceofalmonds reblogged this from asexyhipster and added:
    not the worst asexual ever, I can totally tell all the dirty jokes I want!
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    Hey Look there I am XP
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  10. kat-reverie reblogged this from asexyhipster and added:
    ldskhgklewhgwg Oh god, I’ve only gotten...couple of these, but, just, aaaauggh. “Don’t...
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  17. nacholatkes reblogged this from cakeyeahasexuals and added:
    I was HOPING that something like this would turn up eventually
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  20. saezutte reblogged this from cakeyeahasexuals and added:
    you can’t be asexual, i’ve seen the fanfic you read, epaulettes.
  21. strainingforward reblogged this from hiddenjumprope and added:
    mild language warning. just reblogging for the relevancy. because I’m pretty sure at least 90% of these have been...
  22. robin-redbreast reblogged this from hiddenjumprope and added:
    Grey-asexual means I get a combination of these and things like, “But you do have sex, how can you be asexual?” “How can...
  23. hiddenjumprope reblogged this from nethenclawpuff and added:
    THHHHIIIIISSS! I should have contributed, I also have: “Just because you are asexual doesn’t mean you can do feminine...
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